Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Reading Tips from Hansi

I have been on a huge book buying spree lately, buying books way faster than I can read them and yet I am still always on the lookout for a good book. Pretty much all the books I have been getting lately have been either in the mythology or the fantasy style genres, with some exceptions (one example being a huge collection of Lovecraft's stories I just got which I guess falls more under the dark fantasy/horror category). Some of my latest purchases have been Moorcock's Elric Saga, The Poetic Edda, Jordan's Wheel of Time, and Howard's The Coming of Conan. And yet there are still many books which I am still interested in and will probably get pretty soon here, such as Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire, and Tad Williams' (who is actually from my hometown San Jose, CA) Shadowmarch series.
Since there are so many books in the Scifi-Fantasy section of the bookstore, sometimes its hard to know what is good and what is crap. So I try to get tips from various sources to help me decide what books I would enjoy, and one of the sources that I have a good deal of trust in is Hansi Kürsch, from Blind Guardian. Hansi uses the books he reads as lyrical inspiration for just about all his songs, and since I like his songs so much I figured I might probably like the books that inspired those songs. Some of his sources are more obvious ones that I have already read such as Lord of the Rings and other works by Tolkien, and others are ones I have never heard of. So for the purposes of this blog and for my reading enjoyment, I have used wikipedia to figure out all (or most all) of the literature that Hansi has used thus far as subject matter for his music, and here is the list:

The Bible
Tolkien's work - LOTR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion
Stephen King - It, Dark Tower Series, The Talisman, The Tommyknockers
Michael Moorcock - Eternal Champion Series
Norse Mythology
Welsh Folklore
Frank Herbert - Dune
Peter Straub - Floating Dragon
Poul Anderson - The Mermaid's Children
The German Legend of Faust
L. Frank Baum - Wizard of Oz
J.M. Barrie - Peter Pan
Lewis Carroll - Alice in Wonderland
T.H. White - The Once and Future King
C.S. Lewis - Chronicles of Narnia
Robert Howard - Corum Novels
Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman - The Death Gate Cycle, Dragonlance
Homer- The Iliad, The Odyssey
Old German Folklore
Gottfried von Strassburg - Tristan and Isolde
Virgil - Aeneid
Walter Moer - A Wild Ride Through the Night
Tad Williams - Otherland
Robert Jordan - Wheel of Time



Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Boring Ice Cream

So I am sitting here right now with some cookie dough ice cream, and I realized that it is just regular vanilla ice cream with cookie dough pieces haphazardly thrown in. What was I thinking buying this? This has got to be some of the most boring food I've ever ate. And I still have well over a pint of it to get rid of? What a shame. Next time Im only going for bubble gum ice cream. At least they do that right, they don't just chuck a bunch of bubble gum into vanilla ice cream and call it a day. The ice cream itself should have some flavor too, right?

Tobias Never Fails to Disappoint

Well, the new Avantasia is out and unsurprisingly it is God awful. Maybe not God awful per-say, there are ok moments but on the whole it is a huge disappointment. It is not as bad as the latest Edguy release, but that is like saying its not as bad as a hernia. Ok, maybe I am being way too harsh, but I cannot deny that I would like nothing more than for Tobias to create music that has the same feel and the same atmosphere as the first 2 Avantasia albums, or any of the Edguy albums before Rocket Ride. Maybe I am so stubborn in my views of what I feel Edguy and Avantasia should be that I am failing to recognize them for what they are. But what are they? I honestly don't want to find out, because that would involve a serious alteration of what the music of Edguy and Avantasia means to me personally, and that is not something I want to change. But thats just the thing, if it was stylistically even in the same arena then I wouldn't have to change my views. Thats really what annoys me the most, if it sounds nothing like Avantasia then why call it Avantasia? I dunno. Needless to say, I have decided to separate the old Avantasia from the new Avantasia in my iTunes by labeling the old Avantasia simply "Avantasia", and labeling the new Avantasia "Tobias Sammet's Avantasia". That way they are not even close to each other in my iTunes library. This may seem a little obsessive, but hey, music is my obsession.
Well anyway, new Blind Guardian comes out soon and they have yet to disappoint, so Im looking forward to that.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Sketchy People

Don't ever get involved with sketchy people. I made the mistake of living with a sketchy person for well over a year, and it has cost me many things: namely money. What drives a person to become an alcoholic I'm still not really sure. Is it genetics? Poor life decisions? Unfortunate circumstances? Or a combination of all the above? The effect it has on the individual is undeniable, but look at the widespread impact it has on others. Constant disturbances, "borrowing" of money, the never-ending asking of favors, this was my reality. Not to mention hundreds of dollars worth of food and alcohol disappearing, as well as disrespect for myself and my personal belongings. Having to cope with another persons problems as well as dealing with problems of my own was draining to say the least, and although I am no longer in that situation I am still dealing with the stress. When someone owes you hundreds of dollars and just keeps blowing you off every time you ask them about it, it really wears at your patience. What do you do? Do you just write off all that money which is rightfully yours, or move on with your life? Here's what you do: don't ever get involved with sketchy people.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

the definition of definition

What is the definition of definition? I believe the answer lies within the question. If someone ever comes up to me and asks me what the word "definition" means, I would answer by saying: "you mean what is the definition of definition" and I would leave it at that. From that response I think that they should be able to figure it out. Or if by some chance someone came up to me and asked me to "define the word 'definition'", I would say "you just did it for me" and walk away. Like I said, the answer lies within the question. It is almost like a riddle, but not. The only problem though is that everybody already knows what the word definition means, except maybe foreigners and small children. So I may never really get a chance to say "the definition of definition" to anyone. I think if I said that to a small child they would just get more confused, and the chances of a foreigner walking up to me and asking what the word "definition" means are small. Unless maybe I taught an English class in another country, that would be the only way I could really see it happening.

Friday, February 27, 2009

The Transition Album

Don't you hate it when a band you really like changes they're sound and starts writing songs that are completely different from the ones that got you into that band in the first place? This is something that happens to lots of bands in some way or another. They're musical tastes start to drift, or they get tired of writing the same type of stuff, or just simply due to the pressure from they're label or distributors, they're music starts to transform into something else. From what I have noticed, it happens more often than not. It is not always a bad thing when bands evolve, in some cases they're sound and style improves as a result of the musicians expanding themselves and experimenting. Also, on the flip-side it can get pretty boring when a band becomes predictable and every album they release sounds just like the one they released before it. (Of course a lot of it depends on taste and each listeners musical preference, I might like a band so much that I don't mind if all they're albums have the same sound if I just can't get enough of it.) Ideally thou, I think a band should have a certain sound that is uniquely theirs and then build off of that. Any time a band starts making drastic changes, or when they play it safe and stick to the exact same formula every time, it always falls through the cracks in my opinion.

One of the main things that I have noticed about bands that change they're sound is that there is almost always a "transition album", as I like to call it. This is the album where you can tell they are starting to go a different direction, but for the most part they are still recognizably the same band. Take Metallica for instance. If you listen to Ride The Lightning, or Master of Puppets and compare it to, say, Load or (god forbid) St. Anger, you may wonder what the hell happened. I know I do. But take a look a Metallica's discography and it will make a little more sense. You have the early albums, when Metallica were young, pissed off teenagers with loads of talent creating aggressive, fast, heavy music. And then on the other hand you have what Metallica are today, older, still talented but much less vigorous dudes with families who are more likely to spend they're weekends barbecuing in the backyard than rocking out in the garage. So it makes sense that they're music isn't what it was 20 years ago, but when did these changes start taking place? What was they're "transition album"? My answer would have to be the album "...And Justice For All". On that album you could still sense the youthful spirit of the first few albums, but you could also tell that they were starting to slow down a bit, taking they're music down a different road. They were still playing music that was heavy, but now it wasn't quite as raw and aggressive as they're earlier material. And then when "The Black Album" came out, you knew that the old Metallica was gone. James Hetfield had adopted a new style of singing, and Kirk Hammett was starting to ease up on the blistering guitar solos and lightning fast riffs. The guitar work was more groove-oriented, and the songs overall were a bit more straightforward. Im not saying the black album was bad, on the contrary. But it was the first album where Metallica had completely abandoned they're roots in bay area thrash, and started down the path that led them to where they are today.

The reason I felt like writing about this is because I recently listened to the new Edguy album "Tinnitus Sanctus"and was completely disgusted with it. How did a band that used to write awesome songs like "Tears of a Mandrake" and "Theater of Salvation" go to writing songs like "Aren't You a Little Pervert Too?". Its because Tobias Sammet (Edguy's songwriter and vocalist) got tired of writing power metal songs and decided he would rather play hard rock/metal songs that were full of sexual innuendos and stupid humor. And while I can't blame him for following his passion and doing what he wanted to do regardless of how many people it would disappoint, I can't help but be disappointed myself, knowing that he will probably never write another song like "The Unbeliever" or "Painting on the Wall".

So what happened with Edguy? The same thing that happened with Metallica, and millions of other bands. They're sound started to shift when they released they're "transition album" (In Edguy's case it was the album "Hellfire Club) and from that point on they gradually slipped further and further from they're roots until they became the Edguy that they are today. And although I will probably never buy another Edguy album for as long as I live, I will always listen when they release new material, hoping to catch a glimpse of the sound that I grew so attached to.

I could go on and on naming bands who I used to love and can't stand anymore, naming the transition album for each of them. Just to name a few; For Children of Bodom it was "Hate Crew Deathroll", for Sonata Arctica it was "Unia" (I know they haven't released any new material since "Unia" as of this point, but mark my words when they do it will no longer be the same Sonata Arctica, I am positive that "Unia was they're transition album), for Sepultura it was "Chaos AD", for Enslaved it was "Mardraum", I could keep on going, seriously but right now it is late so I won't.

I guess what I am trying to say is that a good band should have an underlying style that is uniquely theirs, and keep they're music interesting by adding new elements and creatively expanding on top of it. Otherwise keeping the same formula gets boring, and conversely completely changing your sound makes you a different band, so you should probably just change your band's name if your going to write completely different music. (take a cue from Ihsahn from Emperor).

Anyway thats about it for now. I'll probably write more about this type of stuff later.